Registered on Monday, 26 November 2007
Last here on Wednesday, 28 May 2008

who
a book collector, a candlemaker, a crime photographer, a cucumber farmer and his wife, a group of outcast adolescents, a lighthouse keeper, a local bar owner, a mall security guard, a private detective's secretary, a pulp fiction cover artist, a retired ace pilot, a space station janitor, a toy salesman, a young lounge singer, Good Time Charlie's sister, Camille, Kevin Kremble, door salesman, Pirate Polly, princess plunderer, the CEO of a very popular chain of Ramen Noodle restuarants, the chosen one, the Martians, the neighbor kid, The Seven Spirits of The Ancient Waters

what
a bent, half smoked cigarette, a kimono, a magic medallion, a meteor with an unknown center, a mixtape, a music box, a rubber ducky, a secret dictionary, a shoebox marked "Memories", a time capsule, a tractor trailer full of cybernetically enhansed gorillas, an alien invasion, an ancient map, an empty bottle, an enchanted nickle, an exterrestial child, an old quilt, bacon, Dr. Camden's Electramogrophying Machine of Wonders, red lipstick, the "special" sauce

when
10:13 pm, 1938, 1984, after the alarm, after the bombs have fallen, Beer-thirty, before sunrise, during a baby shower, during a bar mitzvah, early Spring, just after the shops have closed, New Year's Eve, the day before a wedding, the hottest day of the year, three years in the future, twenty minutes from now, when you were young

where
a chili cook-off, a dilapidated old movie theatre, a football stadium, a gingerbread house, a greasy spoon diner, a museum warehouse, a VFW hall, a zombie-infested city, an empty stage, in the glove compartment, just outside of town, Monument Valley, Necropolis, City of the Dead, outside the movie theater, the border between two countries, the crow's nest of a pirate ship, the eye of the storm, the First Mate's cabin, the floor of the men's room in a rural midwestern strip club, the food court of a mall, the last remaining drive-in theatre, under the floor

why
a father's dying wish, addiction to a substance, an unknown destiny, because the heart demands it so, blackmail, curiosity, fighting crime, intergalactic civil war, looking for lost loved ones, she'll totally fall in love with me then, survival, the fulfillment of a dying wish, the horses are gettin' antsy, the instructions of a will, there are cracks in the hidden barriers that separate our dimensions, to break a spell, to burn bridges, to save a home, to save the human race

how
apathetically, as fast as they can, at very high velocity, by hot-air balloon, clues hidden in the past, coincidentally, interpretive dance, practice, practice, practice, secretly, through tears of joy, using morse code, with a ball-point pen, with a shorn river otter in one hand and a bag of Jolly Ranchers in the other, with a shotgun, with a spatula, with great responsibility, without dialogue, without honor or mercy, without mercy, without warning

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